Have you seen this adorable 2-year-old little boy who can shoot basketball hoops like a champ? It’s seriously crazy. He’s been on Jimmy Kimmel and the Today’s Show. His dad is also hilarious.
The Letter That I Wrote to Supernanny
After Drinking Boxed Wine…and that I proof-read later and then realized that I still meant every single word:
Dear Supernanny,
I do not need your help, yet. I believe that I am following your advice quite well; your “Supernanny” show currently owns roughly 60% of the space on our family DVR, as I have weekly “Supernanny Marathons.” Please note that our child is 18-months-old, and that this is the only child that Mr. Mia and I currently have.
That said, there shall come a day where I will choose to have another child; and possibly even another child after that. And if Mr. Mia catches me at a “groggy” night, and if my OB/GYN ignores my request for him to, “PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ME AFTER THREE CHILDREN!” (aka, tie my tubes), then there is a very, very strong chance that I will be writing to you, dear Supernanny, begging and pleading for your help. Please do not ignore me when and if this day comes. I beg of you to please consider the application that my future, desperate-self may send to you.
I thought it would be prudent to forewarn you in regards to my flaws – both as a mother and as a “lady”:
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Comments That the Supernanny Would Say To Me Immediately Upon Observing My Daily Life:
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Supernanny, your show, the “Supernanny,” serves many purposes for my family. Let me walk you through some of those purposes:
To see the two of you together would be the virtually the same as the following situations:
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Tessa Had a Hard Day at the Baby Gym 3-Months-Old |
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Baby Gym at 2-Months Old |
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Baby Gym at 9-Months Old |
Baby Gym at 2-Months-Old |
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Tummy Time With Baby Gym at 4-Months-Old |
Playing the Piano Lady Gaga Style at 6-Months-Old |
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Baby Gym Workout at 3-months-old |
Step 1) Sign up for Amazon Mom (discount on diapers).
Step 2) Utilize Amazon Subscribe and Save (additional discounts).
Screenshot of My Amazon Account Diaper Order |
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1. Bring a wing-man.
2. Download apps on phone that your baby/toddler will be mesmerized with.
3. Bring new or forgotten-about toys.
4. Consider spreading your little one’s shots out over multiple appointments.
5. Make sure your little one has a good nap before your appointment.
6. Make sure your baby has a full tummy.
7. Stop at Starbucks on the way (for you).
8. Call your pediatrician’s office ahead of time to find out details.
9. Reward brave behavior of your little one.
10. If it’s flu season, get the flu shot at the same time as your little one.
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