Have you seen this adorable 2-year-old little boy who can shoot basketball hoops like a champ? It’s seriously crazy. He’s been on Jimmy Kimmel and the Today’s Show. His dad is also hilarious.
Happy Mother’s Day to all you mama’s out there!
The goal of this post is to provide you with miscellaneous entertainment as you (hopefully) sit in bed and do nothing on this fine Mother’s Day weekend. Don’t feel bad if you do not have plans that involve you being able to relax today. My plans for Mother’s Day: having brunch with my family at a local restaurant buffet (and with a Toddler that despises sitting still…wish me luck), and then my plans later in the day consist of folding and putting away an insane amount of laundry that has built up in our spare bedroom, and then cleaning our house. How is this made possible? My sister and my mom will be supervising my toddler (a wonderful change to my Sunday schedule) – this is part of my Mother’s Day present from them. I’m so excited!
In the meantime, for your enjoyment, I’ve collected a few funny video clips and funny photos for your enjoyment. These videos may appear to be random, but they are a collection of the web videos that I would feel like watching on a Mother’s Day.
Just Like Me
This is just cute – a great Momma’s Day video that will bring you the warm and fuzzies.
The Parent Rap
I’ve posted this video (“The Parent Rap’) before, and feel that it is worthy to be posted for a second time. Happy Mother’s Day!
My Mother’s Day Flower Bouquet – From My 18-Month-Old
Ok – the real story is that I made the bouquet for myself. We brought my 18-month-old daughter to the park, and her new goal in life became to pop off every single dandelion head in sight, and then give them to me! (Warm and fuzzies). I had to make the bouquet but she picked the flowers!
Family Guy – Stewie – Mom, Mum Mommy! WHAT?!
Why does this make me happy every single time that I watch it? My theory: I think I used to do this to my mom all the time.
Funny eCard – “I Plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.”
Jimmy Kimmel Tricks People Into Thinking that President Obama Appointed Judge Judy to the Supreme Court
This is random, but it made me laugh. These people are being interviewed by the Jimmy Kimmel show, and the Jimmy Kimmel staff lie to them and tell them that President Obama appointed Judge Judy (the day-time judge from the “Judge Judy” television show) and the people being interviewed are all pretending to have heard about this event (again, this did NOT happen). It’s just funny to see people BS their way through a question. I know I’ve done this at least a million times in my life…I don’t even want to know if a prank was ever being played on me.
Adorable Four-Year-Old Sings “When I Was Your Man,” on the Ellen Show
This kid is stinkin’ cute.
New Book That I Want to Read
I’m intrigued by this title. I feel that I may owe my mother this apology; and likewise, I hope to receive this apology from my offspring as well. I’d also like to receive an apology in regards to pooping in the bathtub during my child’s first years – I’d take getting peed on over this any day.
Sorry I Peed on You: (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy) Sorry I Peed on You: (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy)
Funny eCard – “You know you’re a mom when you’ve been washing the same load of laundry for 3 days because you forget to dry it.”
Mr. Mia wants to rip his hair out when I do this (but his hair is so short and cute that he could never). I have absolutely HORRID laundry habits (see my post These Are My Pack N Play Confessions for more on what I mean by this). I hate laundry for very many reasons (stay tuned for a post where I will explain why). I’d rather pick up dog poop from my back yard than fold and put-away laundry. I’m weird, and I don’t know why.
Kevin the Cashier at Toys R US – The Ellen Show
Ellen DeGeneres is in my Top 10 Favorite People of All time (this list does not include my immediate family members).
Funny eCard – “Patience – What parents have when there are witnesses present.”
I feel like I’m actually very patient with my daughter at all times (she’s also very patient with me); however, God has given me a very easy child up (at least up to this point), and I fear on a daily basis the amount of work, and patience that a second child will require. For this reason, I have calendar alerts on my iPhone for my birth control.
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I don’t have ADHD, I just DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
This is the story of my life.
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I’ve been trying to limit my baby product recommendations to practical items, but I recently decided that funny, humor-based newborn and baby gifts deserved attention too. Below is a list of funny newborn and baby gifts that I, personally, find to be funny and/or adorably and ridiculously cute. If you are looking for a baby gift for someone that has a sense of humor, then you might enjoy this list. Keep in mind that whether you find some of these items funny (or not) is largely dependent on your type of humor.
1. Tuxedo Onesie Bodysuit
Funny Because…..Because a baby wearing a tuxedo is funny. For a more practical list of newborn and baby clothing items, see Top 12 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Clothes.
2. Goodnight iPad
Funny Because…Because monsters don’t really actually eat whiny children. This for those with a darker sense of humor, and for kids with a good grasp on fantasy vs. reality. For a more practical list of favorite baby books, see Top 10 Baby Books for Baby’s First Years.
4. The Baby Owner’s Manual
5. The “Mute Button” – Pacifier
Funny Because…..Because pacifiers do often mimic the “mute” button on a remote control when it comes to babies.
Funny Because…..This bib is my favorite, and it makes me laugh every time I think about it. For a list of our most practical baby bibs, see Top 5 Must-Have Baby Bibs, or see Top 25 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Items for a list of all must-have practical baby items
7. Mustache Pacifier -“Mustachifier”
Funny Because…It’s a baby with a mustache! (Hehe!)
8. Weird-Looking Animal Bibs
Funny Because….I just think the animals have funny-looking faces. For a list of our most practical baby bibs, see Top 5 Must-Have Baby Bibs (2013).
9. Daddy’s Little Tax Deduction
Funny Because……Children really are tax deduction. My friends who are accountants find this to be hilarious. For a more practical list of newborn and baby clothing items, see Top 12 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Clothes.
10. The “I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me” Baby Onesie
Funny Because….Because people get really insecure when you let them hold your baby, and when they do, your baby starts crying. For a more practical list of newborn and baby clothing items, see Top 12 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Clothes.
11. All My Friends Are Dead – Book
Funny Because…..These books have a very clever, dark sense of humor. This book is NOT for kids – it’s for adults (an interesting coffee table book that makes for a good conversation starter when friends come over). It also makes a great “bathroom” book. For a list of the best books that actually for for babies and children, see Top 10 Baby Books for Baby’s First Years.
12. Go the F**k to Sleep
Funny Because…. I, personally, find this book funny, but this book will not be funny for parents who have perfect kids, or parents who dislike swearing. This book is NOT for kids – it’s a parody of a children’s book for adults – specifically for adults who have struggled with “bedtime” and sleeping with children. First-time parents (especially first-time moms who are still pregnant) will not find this funny. For a list of the best books that actually for for babies and children, see Top 10 Baby Books for Baby’s First Years.
13. Belly Laughs, by Jenny McCarthy
Funny Because…..Jenny McCarthy “says it like it is” when it comes to pregnancy and childbirth (from stretch marks to gas and much more). This makes for a great baby shower present.
14. The “Pull to Sound Alarm” – Pacifier
Funny Because….Much like the Mute Button Pacifier, this idea holds true for many babies – pull out the pacifier, and the baby will be sure to sounds his alarm.
15. Shark Baby Robe
Funny Because…Because babies dressed like sharks are adorable. For a more practical list of newborn and baby clothing items, see Top 12 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Clothes.
16. Little Night Owl – Sleep Sack and Cap
Funny Because….Because it’s a baby dressed like an owl! This is actually a practical gift too because sleep sacks are actually something that you truly need for a baby (see Top 25 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Items for more practical baby items).
17. Animal Baby Swaddle Wraps
Funny Because….The caps have little antennas and doggy ears. How are these not adorable? For a more practical list of newborn and baby clothing items, see Top 12 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Clothes.
18. The “Gimme a Kiss” Pacifier
19. I Drink ‘Til I Pass Out
Funny Because…..Not everyone will find the humor in this onesie. This is a better gift for NON-first-time-parents who understand that a bottle/breast puts a baby to sleep (otherwise they will probably just think you are extremely rude and wonder why you gave them such an inappropriate gift). For a more practical list of newborn and baby clothing items, see Top 12 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Clothes, or see Top 25 Must-Have Newborn and Baby Items.